Thursday, February 14, 2008

"Mama tell me a joke"

that's what I hear all day long. She doesn't know any yet but is becoming very interested in the concept. I don't know any appropriate for FOUR YEAR OLDS!!!! Help! anyone! Do you know any.....Remember any know good jokes for four year olds.... I'd like to compile a few to take with us on our trip.

As I write this here is one that has come back to me....

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Banana
Banana who?
Knock Know
Who's there?
Banana
Banana who?
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Banana
Banana who?
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange (aren't) you glad I didn't say Banana

3 comments:

Pat Chair said...

One from the "Vicar of Dibley" BBC show that a four year old might appreciate

what's brown and sticky?

a stick

Sarah said...

Here are a few that are popular with my 5yo. Knock knock ones seem to work the best.

Knock knock
Who's there?
Lettuce
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in its cold outside.

Knock knock
Who's there?
Boo
Boo who?
Don't cry, its only a joke!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Cuck
Cuck who?
Who are you calling a cuckoo?

Diane said...

Haha!!! I love pat's stick joke! Oh, good one!

One dog says to another, "What's your name?" and the second dog says, "I don't know, but I think it's Down Boy."

Sorry. My dad always told us really dumb ones.